hey get a dick tattoo
What would you do if I died?
Would you fly out for my funeral?
Get too drunk at my wake?
Would you make a scene then?
Climb in and try to resuscitate me?
the type of music you’ve got playing during sex will pretty much make or break it
so when you’re too busy tearing each other’s clothes off to care, pray that when you press play on your stereo you’ve got Reign In Blood in there or something
Don’t do drugs. Do me.
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me. And then do me.